Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Out of Her Shell
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Monday, July 27, 2009
Jonah's big day

Little man, you are one smart cookie. A little too smart for your own good. I cannot believe what a negotiator you've become, and often your reasoning is beyond dispute. You are going to be a force to reckon with when you grow up, but maybe let's dial it down a bit for pre-school. Kay? Ms. Tiffany had no idea she would be negotiating with you on how much wiggling is allowed in time-out.
I know turning four was a little scary. You thought you'd wake up on your birthday and be a foot taller. That your Nannie Blanket would poof into oblivion. That your precious stuffed puppy would be put away on the high, high shelf, and there would be no more stories before bed or Happy Meal toys ever again. But, now I'm watching you play with your new Thomas the Train friends, and you're having so much fun on your second day as a four year old. I'm sure the anxiety has passed and it's going to be an excellent year.
I think I'll let you get taller, grow out of playing with trains, get crushes on girls, and maybe even roll your eyes at me once in a while. But please. Please! Keep giving me zerberts on the cheek, and whispering secrets in my ear, and belly laughing when we tickle your ribs.
Love you buddy,
Mama
Friday, July 24, 2009
Basket Boo
Monday, July 20, 2009
Let's Talk
On the way to school the other day, I slapped a mosquito off my arm. When I looked up, Jonah was wide-eyed and curious. Later that day...
Jonah: Oooh! *slap* Oh! *slap, slap* Ouch! *more dramatic slapping*
Me: Buddy, what's wrong?
Jonah: Toquitos are bitin' me!
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While driving to pick up Gracie's birthday cake...
Me: Jonah, let's use our soft voices. We don't want to teach Gracie to be loud, do we?
Jonah: I NOT LOUD!!!! I'm zuberant.
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While watching Storm Chasers on Discovery channel...
Jonah: Mama what's a po-taymo?
Me: A tornado? It's what happens when hot air and cold air crash together and make strong storms. The hot air and cold air turn in circles and make the tornado. It's really fast wind spinning around.
Jonah: Why'sit suckin' phings up, that po-mado?
Me: The tornado? I don't think it's really sucking things up. The wind is just really strong, so the trees are getting pushed over and then thrown around.
Jonah: Tomato?
Me: Tornado
Jonah: Tormato
Me: Torn-ado
Jonah: yeah
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After reading about Jesus in our Bible Storybook...
Jonah: Will Daddy have to go on a cross?
Me: No, Buddy. Daddy, and Mama, and Jonah...all of us, are saved from the cross because Jesus did it for us.
Jonah: An' Daddy wears dat cross to keep the power goin'
Me: Daddy wears that cross to remind him what Jesus did for us
Jonah: An' the cross keeps the power goin' so the TV can work
Labels: toddler slang
Friday, July 17, 2009
Party Girl
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Happy Birthday, Gracie Girl!
Mama, Daddy, and Bubba
note: thanks to Katherine at "Expressions from the Expressway" for this cute idea :)
Sunday, July 12, 2009
Hot Footin' It

I finally brought a cup of ice water to the backdoor and he hot-footed it over the flagstone patio muttering, "ouch, ooh, ah, ouch".

He drank the entire 20 ounces without coming up for air.

Hard to believe this is our 7th Arizona summer.
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Heart Palpitations
Jonah decided to play *said in booming game-show host voice* "Let's Give Your Mother Heart Palpitations". Mothers, try not to be horrified. And please do not turn me in to social services.
Seriously. Gracie was having the time of her life, but we will NEVER. DO THAT. AGAIN.



























