We put up the Christmas tree today (it's a fake one...don't hate),
and since then, Gracie's been a busy girl. What kind of a toddler would she be if she didn't examine every light and bobble?!
We put up the Christmas tree today (it's a fake one...don't hate),
and since then, Gracie's been a busy girl. What kind of a toddler would she be if she didn't examine every light and bobble?!

This afternoon, Jonah poked the storm screen in my bedroom window out of it's frame...
Jonah: Hey look, Mama! I can crawl outside!
Me: Jonah! What are you doing?!
Jonah: Nuffin!
Me: Go straight outside and push the screen back in.
*Jonah races to the outside of my bedroom window as fast as he can*
Jonah: Hey look, Mama! I can see you!
Me: Yeah, Jonah. Fix the screen, please.
Jonah: Mama? You sure look beautiful.
Me: Just fix the screen, Buddy.
Daddy's birthday was a lazy, low-key kind of day. We did our best to let him sleep late (a VERY hard thing for Jonah to do). We hollered, "Happy Birthdaaaaaay!" when Daddy did wake up around 8:30. We sneaked out to have his car washed (upholstery, and all) and then gave him our homemade cards and the "fancy" socks that Jonah picked out. (It was either socks, or a Bakugan. I managed to sway Jonah toward the socks). We had dinner with Meemaw and Papaw, then carrot cake cupcakes with cream cheese frosting.
The only part of the day that got photographed, though, was Gracie and Daddy, cuddling and sharing their breakfast cereal.
This morning, Jonah woke up with laryngitis.
My son, whom many identify by his VOLUME, has been reduced to a pathetic croaking.
He is devastated.
At one point he wailed, "I sound like a stupid garage doooooooooor".
How do you not feel sorry for the kid?
Labels: toddler slang
Every time I turn around these days, Gracie is either....
a.) Spilling every plastic bowl we own out of the pantry and blindly tossing them over her shoulder
b.) Emptying a box of Q-tips or tissues by the fist full
c.) Unrolling the toilet paper and SHREDDING IT
d.) Pulling Jonah's nightlight out of the wall so she can mouth the plug
e.) Sprinting toward, escaping through, or already out the dog door
f.) Climbing the kitchen table to stand on top and touch the low-hanging light fixture
When I put her down for a nap, I feel like whispering, "mischief managed" to her bedroom door.