April: Phone it in

Gracie (while playing with an old flip phone): I need to call Jesus.
Me: What do you need to tell him?
Gracie: Um. We need a pink car.
Me: A pink car?
Gracie: Ssh, Mama - I talkin' on duh phone.........Dear Jesus...

Found: on my phone (after confiscating it from the 3 yr old at 10pm- when she should have been sleeping)