Cool tricks. Cool tricks?

Dear Jonah,

Tonight you came running out of your room (after Daddy and I thought you'd been asleep for at least half an hour).

You explained, you were super excited to show us something.

"What do you need to show us?" Daddy asked.

You produced two Nerf darts from behind your back and stuck them in your nostrils.


Then you shot them out of your nose.


Go to bed, son.